ChatGPT claims to have the answers to some of the most vexing philosophical questions in human history, but does it really? Channel your inner Diogenes and step up to the challenge of guarding philosophy and driving away the AI threat by criticizing its responses to such questions as "what is the essence of a table?" and "should we sacrifice one to save the many?" Ready to throw down? Join us on Friday, 3/3 at 4-5PM in 5 Washington Pl, Room 302. Additionally, we will be hosting a book swap, so bring any of the philosophical works thinkers and scholars have devoted their lives to which you now own and would like to trade off or simply give away. And yes, there will be free snacks too.